It’s time to prepare for Father’s Day which…

It’s time to prepare for Father’s Day, which inevitably means insulting them, right Cindy Adams?

Emperor penguins procreate via balancing the egg in a pouch atop the male’s foot. Charlie Sheen, boasting he had 5,000 women, and whose shorts will go condo next Sunday, can’t even do that…

…Hollywood’s come-as-you-are fathers, praying to the gods of DNA, are their own category. These daddy dearests — separated, divorced, adopted, underage, unknown, stepdads, lesbians, deadbeats, unmarried, multiple married — they are a-changing. Forget what to buy them — it’s give it to who? A pair of Hollywood kids talking. One points to a man: “He’s my father.” Second kid: “You joking? He’s my father, too.” To celebrate Father’s Day, one movie star will probably wake the lady in his bed, mother of their children, and say: “Hey, let’s get married.” Come next Sunday, have a Happy Father’s Day.

Hollywood Dads are the least respected of all.

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